Diseased Body of Historical Proportions

Once again, I'm sick.  A large proportion of the *people* I work with and work for are also sick. 

I've been saying "It's definitely not the (insert dreaded disease)! My sister who is a pharmacist and therefore has the medical knowledge and intelligence to diagnose me from 800km on the phone said so!  I don't feel like I've been run over by a truck, merely knocked over on the playground."

So maybe the 159 other people that are absent from my work place have the (insert dreaded disease) as the news this evening may have suggested, but I don't.  I have some sort of illness that I'm sure is unique and special and has not had any sort of international recognition whatsoever in the past few months.

I'm sure of it.

Pray for me!